All Tees

Original graphic tees from Milk Sandwich for the emotionally observant, socially tired, and quietly unhinged. Every shirt is $30, printed on demand on soft unisex cotton. Browse the full lineup and find something that matches whatever mood you walked in with.

 
Smiling person with dreadlocks wearing a cowboy hat and winking, dressed in a light-colored t-shirt featuring a graphic of a cowboy riding a horse at sunset with cacti in the background.

Cowboy Sunset T-shirt

$30.00

5 colors available

 
Excited man with glasses wearing black “I ABSORBED MY TWIN (What’s your superpower?)” t-shirt, smiling wide.

I Absorbed My Twin T-shirt

$30.00

5 colors available

 
Smiling woman with glasses wearing a white t-shirt that says “TOLD YOU THE DARK WEB IS FUN” with cartoon kids on laptops.

The Dark Web Is Fun T-shirt

$30.00

5 colors available

 
Man with mustache and cap winking while wearing a black “TOXIC” t-shirt, looking playful.

Toxic T-shirt

$30.00

5 colors available

 
Older woman in sunglasses and beanie wearing “PRETENDING I’M NOT STONED IS MY SUPERPOWER” t-shirt, waving and smiling. Preguntar a ChatGPT

Pretending I'm Not Stoned T-shirt

$30.00

5 colors available

 
Woman with blue hair and glasses wearing a black “IGNORE MY RED FLAGS I’M WORTH IT” t-shirt, looking cheeky.

Ignore My Redflags T-shirt

$30.00

5 colors available

 
Man making a funny face, wearing a black “THAT’S WHAT SHE/HER SAID” t-shirt, looking off to the side.

That's what she/her said T-shirt

$30.00

5 colors available

 
Man wearing glasses and a patterned vest over a black Milk Sandwich t-shirt with bold white distressed text that reads NOTICE ME, looking upward with a curious expression.

Notice Me T-shirt

$30.00

5 colors available

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