Toxic T-shirt

$30.00
Color Navy
Size XS

Free U.S. Shipping
Premium Cotton
Easy Returns
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The Toxic tee is soft, dramatic, and just self-aware enough to count as therapy. It's not here to whisper, it's here to soundtrack your walk into bad decisions. Perfect for karaoke nights, ex-spotting at Trader Joe's, or any situation that deserves a Britney-level entrance.

Who is this for? The person who has a playlist called "mistakes were made" and listens to it on purpose. The one who texts back too fast, shows up too cute, and leaves too late. The friend who knows they're a lot and has decided that's everyone else's problem. If you've ever made eye contact with someone you shouldn't have and thought "let's see where this goes," this shirt was already yours.

It also makes a perfect gift for anyone whose love language is chaos and whose coping mechanism is a bop.


  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd (142 g/m)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size Guide

Size Length (in) Width (in) Chest (in)
XS2716½31–34
S281834–37
M292038–41
L302242–45
XL312446–49
2XL322650–53
3XL332854–57

Returns & Mishaps

Something off with your order? No worries—we’re here to help.

If it’s wrong or damaged, just send us a photo within 30 days and we’ll replace or refund it—easy.

Package missing? Tell us within 30 days of the estimated delivery date and we’ll track it down.

Changed your mind? Since everything’s made to order, we can’t accept returns for buyer’s remorse (unless you're in Brazil—legal stuff

Shipping & Other Timey-Wimey Stuff

We make every product to order—no mass stock, just fresh prints made just for you.

Fulfillment takes 2–5 business days (most ship within 3), then shipping time varies by location.

97.66% of orders are out the door within 5 days.

Larger orders or address hiccups might cause slight delays, but don’t worry—we’ll keep you in the loop every step of the way!

For All Humans (Yes, You Too)

Our tees don’t care what box you check. They're unisex, all-genders, and made for anyone with a torso.

Crafted with a comfy blend of cotton and polyester, these shirts are soft enough for a nap and cool enough for whatever vibe you’re going for—fitted, oversized, tucked, cropped, or straight-up pajama mode.
Wear it your way. No labels, no rules. Just really good tees.