Not Today Satan T-shirt
Not Today Satan (But Friday Looks Open). The boundary with a loophole. This is the shirt for every morning you open your inbox and immediately close your laptop, every meeting that should have been an email, and every moment the universe tests your patience and you say no thanks, while quietly leaving the weekend open.
The Not Today Satan shirt from Milk Sandwich puts the boundary where everyone can read it before you have to say it. Bold graphic lettering on soft unisex cotton that tells the room you are not accepting applications for drama today. Or tomorrow. Maybe next week. Friday is a different conversation.
Who it is for
Anyone who has said absolutely not and then followed up with unless. Teachers, nurses, parents, retail workers, and every person who has smiled through something they did not sign up for and will probably agree to again by end of week. It is also the easiest gift in the catalog to explain: you hand it over and say, you already say this.
Where the phrase comes from
Bianca Del Rio made it famous on RuPaul's Drag Race in 2014, but the phrase is decades older, with roots in Black church culture and a biblical cadence. We wrote the full Not Today Satan origin story if you want the lore that comes with the shirt.
The details
Unisex fit that runs true to size; check the size guide if you are between sizes. Five colors. $30, printed on demand when you order, with free Economy shipping in the continental US (five to eight business days).
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd (142 g/m)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size Guide
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) | Chest (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 16½ | 31–34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34–37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38–41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42–45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46–49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50–53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54–57 |