Not Today Satan T-shirt
Not Today Satan (But Friday Looks Open). The boundary with a loophole. This is the shirt for every morning you open your inbox and immediately close your laptop. For every meeting that should have been an email. For every moment the universe tests your patience and you say no thanks... but you're not ruling anything out for the weekend.
The Not Today Satan t-shirt from Milk Sandwich puts your boundary... setting energy on full display while quietly admitting you're negotiable. Bold graphic lettering on soft cotton that lets the world know you are not accepting applications for drama today. Or tomorrow. Maybe next week. But Friday? Friday's looking wide open.
Who is this for? Anyone who has ever said "absolutely not" and then followed up with "...unless." Teachers, nurses, parents, retail workers, and every single person who has had to smile through something they absolutely did not sign up for but will probably agree to again by end of week. It also makes a perfect gift for the friend who has zero patience and even less follow-through on their own boundaries.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd (142 g/m)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size Guide
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) | Chest (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 16½ | 31–34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34–37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38–41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42–45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46–49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50–53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54–57 |