Not Today Satan T-shirt
Not Today Satan. Three words. One entire mood. This is the shirt for every morning you open your inbox and immediately close your laptop. For every meeting that should have been an email. For every moment the universe tests your patience and you say no thanks.
The Not Today Satan t-shirt from Milk Sandwich puts your boundary-setting energy on full display. Bold graphic lettering on soft cotton that lets the world know you are not accepting applications for drama today. Or tomorrow. Maybe next week. Probably not then either.
Who is this for?
Anyone who has ever muttered "not today" under their breath at a grocery store, during a work call, or while scrolling social media. Teachers, nurses, parents, retail workers, and every single person who has had to smile through something they absolutely did not sign up for. It also makes a perfect gift for the friend who has zero patience and even less filter.
The Details
Printed on Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex cotton. Pre-shrunk, true to size, with a soft hand feel that gets better every wash. The fit is relaxed enough to be comfortable and structured enough to actually look intentional. Available in multiple sizes and colors.
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. The shirt can handle it. Just like you.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd (142 g/m)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size Guide
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) | Chest (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 16½ | 31–34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34–37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38–41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42–45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46–49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50–53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54–57 |