Believe in Edibles T-shirt

$30.00
Color Black
Size S

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Premium Cotton
Easy Returns
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The Believe in Edibles tee is what happens when you mix rainbow unicorns with middle-aged chaos. Wholesome on the outside, lawless on the inside... it's a cotton fever dream that makes PTA meetings feel like music festivals. Perfect for confusing the neighbors, ruining small talk, or quietly admitting you've ascended beyond kale smoothies.

Who is this for? The person who brings homemade brownies to the potluck and says "just trust me" when someone asks for the recipe. The one who discovered gummies in their late thirties and now won't stop talking about "the journey." The friend who meditates, does yoga, and also eats a 10mg sour watermelon before grocery shopping like it's self-care. If you've ever described a Tuesday night on the couch as "transcendent," this shirt already knows you.

It also makes a perfect gift for anyone who has replaced wine night with something quieter, giggly-er, and slightly more confusing for their Amazon purchase history.

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd (142 g/m)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size Guide

Size Length (in) Width (in) Chest (in)
XS2716½31–34
S281834–37
M292038–41
L302242–45
XL312446–49
2XL322650–53
3XL332854–57

Returns & Mishaps

Something off with your order? No worries—we’re here to help.

If it’s wrong or damaged, just send us a photo within 30 days and we’ll replace or refund it—easy.

Package missing? Tell us within 30 days of the estimated delivery date and we’ll track it down.

Changed your mind? Since everything’s made to order, we can’t accept returns for buyer’s remorse (unless you're in Brazil—legal stuff

Shipping & Other Timey-Wimey Stuff

We make every product to order—no mass stock, just fresh prints made just for you.

Fulfillment takes 2–5 business days (most ship within 3), then shipping time varies by location.

97.66% of orders are out the door within 5 days.

Larger orders or address hiccups might cause slight delays, but don’t worry—we’ll keep you in the loop every step of the way!

For All Humans (Yes, You Too)

Our tees don’t care what box you check. They're unisex, all-genders, and made for anyone with a torso.

Crafted with a comfy blend of cotton and polyester, these shirts are soft enough for a nap and cool enough for whatever vibe you’re going for—fitted, oversized, tucked, cropped, or straight-up pajama mode.
Wear it your way. No labels, no rules. Just really good tees.