Low-Stakes Chaos

Nobody's getting hurt, but someone's definitely uncomfortable. The Low-Stakes Chaos collection from Milk Sandwich is funny graphic tees for people who cause problems gently. Soft cotton, original designs, $30.

Low-Stakes Chaos
 
Smiling person with short curly hair wearing a pink t-shirt that features an illustration of a cute dog with the text “I’m high, can I pet your dog?” above it. Preguntar a ChatGPT

I'm High, Can I Pet Your Dog T-shirt

$30.00

5 colors available

 
Smiling man with a mustache wearing a flat cap, denim suspenders, and a black t-shirt that says ‘BRUH!’ in bold white letters

Bruh T-shirt

$30.00

5 colors available

 
Excited man with glasses wearing black “I ABSORBED MY TWIN (What’s your superpower?)” t-shirt, smiling wide.

I Absorbed My Twin T-shirt

$30.00

5 colors available

 
Smiling woman with glasses wearing a white t-shirt that says “TOLD YOU THE DARK WEB IS FUN” with cartoon kids on laptops.

The Dark Web Is Fun T-shirt

$30.00

5 colors available

 
Older woman in sunglasses and beanie wearing “PRETENDING I’M NOT STONED IS MY SUPERPOWER” t-shirt, waving and smiling. Preguntar a ChatGPT

Pretending I'm Not Stoned T-shirt

$30.00

5 colors available

 
Woman with blue hair and glasses wearing a black “IGNORE MY RED FLAGS I’M WORTH IT” t-shirt, looking cheeky.

Ignore My Redflags T-shirt

$30.00

5 colors available

 
Two women wearing black t-shirts; one woman is smiling excitedly while the other drinks from a white mug and wears a shirt that says ‘Hold My Coffee I’m About To Prove You Wrong’ with a coffee cup graphic.

Hold My Coffee T-shirt

$30.00

9 colors available

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Man with glasses and mustache wearing a white “TRIGGERED” t-shirt, looking surprised and goofy in a vintage studio photo.

Triggered T-shirt

$30.00

2 colors available

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