All Tees

Original graphic tees from Milk Sandwich for the emotionally observant, socially tired, and quietly unhinged. Every shirt is $30, printed on demand on soft unisex cotton. Browse the full lineup and find something that matches whatever mood you walked in with.

 
Smiling woman with curly hair and glasses sitting in a wheelchair, wearing a black t-shirt with a colorful unicorn graphic and the text ‘Think Big Thoughts

Unicorn Think Big Thoughts T-shirt

$30.00

6 colors available

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Man wearing a light blue Milk Sandwich t-shirt featuring a smiling sloth hanging from a branch with the humorous caption I farted and a small illustrated cloud below.

Sloth I Farted T-shirt

$30.00

5 colors available

 
Smiling man with glasses and beard wearing a black Milk Sandwich t-shirt featuring a colorful stacked relax design in white, blue, orange, and pink text.

Relax T-shirt

$30.00

5 colors available

 
Man with serious expression wearing glasses and a black Milk Sandwich T-shirt that says "SMILE!" in bold white letters.

Smile T-Shirt

$30.00

5 colors available

 
Smiling man with glasses and mustache wearing black Milk Sandwich T-shirt with bold text Not Today Satan (But Friday Looks Open) in studio portrait.

Not Today Satan T-shirt

$30.00

5 colors available

 
Man wearing a pink Milk Sandwich T-shirt with a cartoon girl and dog design and the phrase Hey Girl Hey, posing with peace sign and flower crown for playful retro-style fashion.

Milk Sandwich - Hey Girl, Hey T-shirt

$30.00

6 colors available

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Smiling man with a mustache wearing a flat cap, denim suspenders, and a black t-shirt that says ‘BRUH!’ in bold white letters

Bruh T-shirt

$30.00

5 colors available

 
Two women wearing black t-shirts; one woman is smiling excitedly while the other drinks from a white mug and wears a shirt that says ‘Hold My Coffee I’m About To Prove You Wrong’ with a coffee cup graphic.

Hold My Coffee T-shirt

$30.00

9 colors available

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