Sloth I Farted T-shirt
Even sloths have their moments.
Sloth I Farted takes one of the calmest animals on earth and gives him the dignity of absolutely none. Hanging there like nothing happened. Tiny little face. Zero urgency. Full denial energy, even with a written confession sitting right underneath him.
That’s what makes this one good. It’s not just a fart joke. It’s a fart joke delivered at sloth speed, which somehow makes it better. Softer. Stranger. More committed. The design has that perfect mix of cute animal energy and deeply unnecessary behavior, which is a pretty reliable formula for a shirt people instantly want to comment on.
This one is for sloth fans, low-key chaos agents, grown adults with an enduring respect for immature humor, and anyone who likes their cute animal shirts a little more damaged. It also makes a strong gift for the hard-to-shop-for friend, the kid-at-heart, the person who laughs at the worst possible time, or anyone who appreciates a shirt that feels sweet until you read the bottom.
Slow creature. Fast confession.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd (142 g/m)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size Guide
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) | Chest (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 16½ | 31–34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34–37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38–41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42–45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46–49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50–53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54–57 |