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Light blue Milk Sandwich t-shirt featuring a cute cartoon sloth hanging from a branch above the playful phrase I farted with a small illustrated puff cloud.
Man wearing a light blue Milk Sandwich t-shirt with a smiling cartoon sloth hanging from a branch and the humorous phrase I farted below a small illustrated puff cloud.
Side view of a man wearing a light blue Milk Sandwich t-shirt featuring a playful cartoon sloth hanging from a branch with the phrase I farted and a small puff cloud illustration underneath.
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Close-up of a pink Milk Sandwich t-shirt with a cartoon sloth hanging from a branch and the humorous phrase I farted below a small illustrated puff cloud.
Pink Milk Sandwich t-shirt featuring a cute cartoon sloth hanging from a branch above the playful phrase I farted with a small illustrated puff cloud.
Man wearing a pink Milk Sandwich t-shirt with a smiling cartoon sloth hanging from a branch and the humorous phrase I farted below a small illustrated puff cloud.
Man in a pink Milk Sandwich t-shirt with a humorous sloth illustration and the text I farted underneath, standing with one hand in his pocket.
Side view of a man wearing a pink Milk Sandwich t-shirt featuring a playful cartoon sloth hanging from a branch with the phrase I farted and a small puff cloud illustration underneath.
Close-up of a mint Milk Sandwich t-shirt with a cartoon sloth hanging from a branch and the humorous phrase I farted below a small illustrated puff cloud.
Mint Milk Sandwich t-shirt featuring a cute cartoon sloth hanging from a branch above the playful phrase I fartedƒ with a small illustrated puff cloud.
Man wearing a mint Milk Sandwich t-shirt with a smiling cartoon sloth hanging from a branch and the humorous phrase I farted below a small illustrated puff cloud.
Close-up of a yellow Milk Sandwich t-shirt with a cartoon sloth hanging from a branch and the humorous phrase I farted below a small illustrated puff cloud.
Man in a mint Milk Sandwich t-shirt with a humorous sloth illustration and the text I farted underneath, standing with one hand in his pocket.
Side view of a man wearing a mint Milk Sandwich t-shirt featuring a playful cartoon sloth hanging from a branch with the phrase I farted and a small puff cloud illustration underneath.
Yellow Milk Sandwich t-shirt featuring a cute cartoon sloth hanging from a branch above the playful phrase I farted with a small illustrated puff cloud.
Yellow in a mint Milk Sandwich t-shirt with a humorous sloth illustration and the text I farted underneath, standing with one hand in his pocket.
Side view of a man wearing a yellow Milk Sandwich t-shirt featuring a playful cartoon sloth hanging from a branch with the phrase I farted and a small puff cloud illustration underneath.
Man wearing a yellow Milk Sandwich t-shirt with a smiling cartoon sloth hanging from a branch and the humorous phrase I farted below a small illustrated puff cloud.
Close-up of a silver Milk Sandwich t-shirt with a cartoon sloth hanging from a branch and the humorous phrase I farted below a small illustrated puff cloud.
Man wearing a silver Milk Sandwich t-shirt with a smiling cartoon sloth hanging from a branch and the humorous phrase I farted below a small illustrated puff cloud.
Man wearing a silver Milk Sandwich t-shirt with a smiling cartoon sloth hanging from a branch and the humorous phrase I farted below a small illustrated puff cloud.
Silver in a mint Milk Sandwich t-shirt with a humorous sloth illustration and the text I farted underneath, standing with one hand in his pocket.
Side view of a man wearing a silver Milk Sandwich t-shirt featuring a playful cartoon sloth hanging from a branch with the phrase I farted and a small puff cloud illustration underneath.
Man wearing a light blue Milk Sandwich t-shirt featuring a smiling sloth hanging from a branch with the humorous caption I farted and a small illustrated cloud below.
Close-up of a light blue Milk Sandwich t-shirt with a cartoon sloth hanging from a branch and the humorous phrase I farted below a small illustrated puff cloud.
Light blue Milk Sandwich t-shirt featuring a cute cartoon sloth hanging from a branch above the playful phrase I farted with a small illustrated puff cloud.
Man wearing a light blue Milk Sandwich t-shirt with a smiling cartoon sloth hanging from a branch and the humorous phrase I farted below a small illustrated puff cloud.
Side view of a man wearing a light blue Milk Sandwich t-shirt featuring a playful cartoon sloth hanging from a branch with the phrase I farted and a small puff cloud illustration underneath.
Man in a light blue Milk Sandwich t-shirt with a humorous sloth illustration and the text I farted underneath, standing with one hand in his pocket.
Close-up of a pink Milk Sandwich t-shirt with a cartoon sloth hanging from a branch and the humorous phrase I farted below a small illustrated puff cloud.
Pink Milk Sandwich t-shirt featuring a cute cartoon sloth hanging from a branch above the playful phrase I farted with a small illustrated puff cloud.
Man wearing a pink Milk Sandwich t-shirt with a smiling cartoon sloth hanging from a branch and the humorous phrase I farted below a small illustrated puff cloud.
Man in a pink Milk Sandwich t-shirt with a humorous sloth illustration and the text I farted underneath, standing with one hand in his pocket.
Side view of a man wearing a pink Milk Sandwich t-shirt featuring a playful cartoon sloth hanging from a branch with the phrase I farted and a small puff cloud illustration underneath.
Close-up of a mint Milk Sandwich t-shirt with a cartoon sloth hanging from a branch and the humorous phrase I farted below a small illustrated puff cloud.
Mint Milk Sandwich t-shirt featuring a cute cartoon sloth hanging from a branch above the playful phrase I fartedƒ with a small illustrated puff cloud.
Man wearing a mint Milk Sandwich t-shirt with a smiling cartoon sloth hanging from a branch and the humorous phrase I farted below a small illustrated puff cloud.
Close-up of a yellow Milk Sandwich t-shirt with a cartoon sloth hanging from a branch and the humorous phrase I farted below a small illustrated puff cloud.
Man in a mint Milk Sandwich t-shirt with a humorous sloth illustration and the text I farted underneath, standing with one hand in his pocket.
Side view of a man wearing a mint Milk Sandwich t-shirt featuring a playful cartoon sloth hanging from a branch with the phrase I farted and a small puff cloud illustration underneath.
Yellow Milk Sandwich t-shirt featuring a cute cartoon sloth hanging from a branch above the playful phrase I farted with a small illustrated puff cloud.
Yellow in a mint Milk Sandwich t-shirt with a humorous sloth illustration and the text I farted underneath, standing with one hand in his pocket.
Side view of a man wearing a yellow Milk Sandwich t-shirt featuring a playful cartoon sloth hanging from a branch with the phrase I farted and a small puff cloud illustration underneath.
Man wearing a yellow Milk Sandwich t-shirt with a smiling cartoon sloth hanging from a branch and the humorous phrase I farted below a small illustrated puff cloud.
Close-up of a silver Milk Sandwich t-shirt with a cartoon sloth hanging from a branch and the humorous phrase I farted below a small illustrated puff cloud.
Man wearing a silver Milk Sandwich t-shirt with a smiling cartoon sloth hanging from a branch and the humorous phrase I farted below a small illustrated puff cloud.
Man wearing a silver Milk Sandwich t-shirt with a smiling cartoon sloth hanging from a branch and the humorous phrase I farted below a small illustrated puff cloud.
Silver in a mint Milk Sandwich t-shirt with a humorous sloth illustration and the text I farted underneath, standing with one hand in his pocket.
Side view of a man wearing a silver Milk Sandwich t-shirt featuring a playful cartoon sloth hanging from a branch with the phrase I farted and a small puff cloud illustration underneath.

Sloth I Farted T-shirt

$30.00
Color Heather Mint
Size S
Age group Adults

Free U.S. Shipping
Premium Cotton
Easy Returns
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Even sloths have their moments.

Sloth I Farted takes one of the calmest animals on earth and gives him the dignity of absolutely none. Hanging there like nothing happened. Tiny little face. Zero urgency. Full denial energy, even with a written confession sitting right underneath him.

That’s what makes this one good. It’s not just a fart joke. It’s a fart joke delivered at sloth speed, which somehow makes it better. Softer. Stranger. More committed. The design has that perfect mix of cute animal energy and deeply unnecessary behavior, which is a pretty reliable formula for a shirt people instantly want to comment on.

This one is for sloth fans, low-key chaos agents, grown adults with an enduring respect for immature humor, and anyone who likes their cute animal shirts a little more damaged. It also makes a strong gift for the hard-to-shop-for friend, the kid-at-heart, the person who laughs at the worst possible time, or anyone who appreciates a shirt that feels sweet until you read the bottom.

Slow creature. Fast confession.

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd (142 g/m)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size Guide

Size Length (in) Width (in) Chest (in)
XS2716½31–34
S281834–37
M292038–41
L302242–45
XL312446–49
2XL322650–53
3XL332854–57

Returns & Mishaps

Something off with your order? No worries—we’re here to help.

If it’s wrong or damaged, just send us a photo within 30 days and we’ll replace or refund it—easy.

Package missing? Tell us within 30 days of the estimated delivery date and we’ll track it down.

Changed your mind? Since everything’s made to order, we can’t accept returns for buyer’s remorse (unless you're in Brazil—legal stuff

Shipping & Other Timey-Wimey Stuff

We make every product to order—no mass stock, just fresh prints made just for you.

Fulfillment takes 2–5 business days (most ship within 3), then shipping time varies by location.

97.66% of orders are out the door within 5 days.

Larger orders or address hiccups might cause slight delays, but don’t worry—we’ll keep you in the loop every step of the way!

For All Humans (Yes, You Too)

Our tees don’t care what box you check. They're unisex, all-genders, and made for anyone with a torso.

Crafted with a comfy blend of cotton and polyester, these shirts are soft enough for a nap and cool enough for whatever vibe you’re going for—fitted, oversized, tucked, cropped, or straight-up pajama mode.
Wear it your way. No labels, no rules. Just really good tees.

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