Milk Sandwich - Sloth I Farted T-shirt

$30.00
Color Yellow
Size S
Age group Adults

Free U.S. Shipping
Premium Cotton
Easy Returns
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Fun fact: sloths can’t actually fart. Their digestive system absorbs gas internally. But this sloth? This sloth farted. And he is not sorry about it.

The Sloth I Farted t-shirt is peak Milk Sandwich energy: an obscure animal fact wrapped in juvenile humor, printed on genuinely nice cotton. It is the kind of shirt that makes a biologist laugh and a five-year-old laugh harder.

Who is this for?
People who think fart jokes are timeless (they are). Sloth enthusiasts. Anyone who appreciates the intersection of science and bathroom humor. Also an excellent gift for someone who is impossible to shop for because what do you get the person who has everything? A farting sloth, apparently.

The Details
Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex cotton. Soft, pre-shrunk, and featuring a sloth illustration that looks exactly as unbothered as you would expect from an animal that sleeps 20 hours a day. Machine washable. Fart jokes included at no extra charge.

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd (142 g/m)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size Guide

Size Length (in) Width (in) Chest (in)
XS2716½31–34
S281834–37
M292038–41
L302242–45
XL312446–49
2XL322650–53
3XL332854–57

Returns & Mishaps

Something off with your order? No worries—we’re here to help.

If it’s wrong or damaged, just send us a photo within 30 days and we’ll replace or refund it—easy.

Package missing? Tell us within 30 days of the estimated delivery date and we’ll track it down.

Changed your mind? Since everything’s made to order, we can’t accept returns for buyer’s remorse (unless you're in Brazil—legal stuff

Shipping & Other Timey-Wimey Stuff

We make every product to order—no mass stock, just fresh prints made just for you.

Fulfillment takes 2–5 business days (most ship within 3), then shipping time varies by location.

97.66% of orders are out the door within 5 days.

Larger orders or address hiccups might cause slight delays, but don’t worry—we’ll keep you in the loop every step of the way!

For All Humans (Yes, You Too)

Our tees don’t care what box you check. They're unisex, all-genders, and made for anyone with a torso.

Crafted with a comfy blend of cotton and polyester, these shirts are soft enough for a nap and cool enough for whatever vibe you’re going for—fitted, oversized, tucked, cropped, or straight-up pajama mode.
Wear it your way. No labels, no rules. Just really good tees.